Door Denters!!!!!!!!!

Apart from the one behind the wheel (mental age, that is) :-) The people who so conscientiously display these warnings often seem to be the worst drivers!

Stuart Sharp

Or good old fashioned Scum.

I called one scum once. He actually seemed offended which I thought was quite funny.

Nah, to achieve true pikeyness, you must drive a knackered old tranny and go knocking on doors offering drive tarmacing. Women must wear very short denim skirts, low-cut 'Romany' style tops and swear like troopers.

Whereas Chavs wear shell-suits and can't even be bothered to pull off the tarmac scam.

HTH.

Right, I'm getting mad now. That's the 2nd time I've seen that this week.

I'd swear you were deliberately winding me up.

and then you lose your licence for criminal damage and get a 5 year caution eh? :)

you own a delorean?!?!?!!?!? can i have a go? please? :)

Fried green tomatoes!

I quite like Lidl, some good stuff to be had there. Now, Aldi on the other hand...

It's not a Delorean, it's Toyota Sera, with similarly mad doors. FWIW, a regular Delorean does not travel in time, would not take very kindly to being driven on the desert, and despite the overlaid soundtrack in BTTF, doesn't have a V8. In fact, they're quite slow, have a Volvo V6, and if the owner's club list is anything to go by, break down quite regularly ;)

Despite all these things, I still want one - but only when I can afford to own three, that way, I'll be able to have at least one working one.

Richard

i get some black looks whilst parking in disabled bays[I'm over 6 feet and ex-marine],point is I have to drop my wife off at the shop door then park.It's got to the stage I have to put up a message on windscreen saying "Wheelchair user waiting" this has stopped any dents but I still get some stares. Best was when I forgot to take sticker down with wife not in it,speed cop raised his speed gun then lowered it as I got closer with the sticker on view! If I'm not parking I thought I could leave it up but I think I'm not meant too,I did forget so it was not on purpose but it's worth a thought,if i do not park is it against the law?

THats it !!!!!! New I'd seen that scene somewhere !!!!!

Anyone else notice that Lidl is an anagram of Aldi ? Well, if you're a bit pikey anyway. I think they are the same store owned by a husband and wife team called A.Lid and L.Lid. Alan and Linda? Arthur and Letitia? Who knows, sorry, rambling over.

Stuart Gray (no,stuartggray, snipped-for-privacy@dsl.nospam.pipex.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Or perhaps they started off that way, then a family feud split them?

viz ERF - Foden, Adidas - Puma, and probably many others.

just do not, I repeat not, drink the water

You're dyslexic then? Lidl an anagram of Aldi!!

It's a lidl bit like it.

I'll start the car......