A wee bit OT maybe, but it's time for a smile........
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> Pinched off the Radio 2 breakfast show this morning:-
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> Then pinched of the humour NewsGrouup !!
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> Some banks have introduced drive-through cash machines.
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> Male Instructions
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> 1) Drive up to cash machine
> 2) Insert card
> 3) Key in PIN number
> 4) Retrieve money
> 5) Retrieve card
> 6) Drive off
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> Female Instructions
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> 1) Drive up to cash machine
> 2) Reverse five feet to bring machine next to window
> 3) Apply handbrake
> 3) Empty contents of handbag onto passenger seat
> 4) Pick up card from passenger seat
> 5) Open driver's door to enable machine to be reached
> 6) Insert card
> 7) Retrieve card
> 8) Insert card right way up
> 9) Retrieve card
> 10) Note PIN number scribbled on card
> 11) Insert card
> 12) Key in PIN number
> 13) Retrieve money
> 14) Place money in wallet and pour passenger seat contents into handbag
> 15) Apply makeup using rear view mirror
> 16) Drive off
> 17) Reverse back to cash machine
> 18) Retrieve card
> 19) Drive off
> 20) Release handbrake
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> No. Can't be right- No.17- Reverse?