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20 years ago
Would have to agree with you there mate, it probably should have been drive back round again.
Probably a similar procedure with a car wash - although I can't ever remember seeing a female use one ;-)
LOL!!!!!!!!! I'm pinching it :)
Bugger. I was about to post that same query and you've beaten me to it. If 17 were to stay in there then 18 must surely be...
18) Get out of car and ask to speak to someone about irreparable damage to cash machine now under the back wheels of car.Dave Baker - Puma Race Engines
Hmmmm, car wash... would that be the mechanical piece of crap that does one or more of the following:
1) Washes the front wings and roof - missing everything else. 2) Fold/breaks wing mirrors no matter how carefully the car is placed (still poking them about even if they're folded in) 3) Misses the entire car. 4) Causing extreme nausea to the passengers due to the confusion of it moving and the car being stationary. 5) Sucking money from a wallet faster than the accidental pointing of a Dyson at aforementioned item.It's not only females who avoid automatic car washes. Oops, sorry I hadn't realised I was standing on it. :-0
Tom. (Who jet-washes and then finishes by hand)
We don't care about your private life. We want to know how you wash your car! >:->
Pete.
On the subject of sexist driving humour, I came across this on the net - it is not just women that don't drive perfectly...
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big John and the Twins," ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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