Dickhead posts about EFI!

Hows about putting your threats into effect?..............Very easy to attack others on here isnt it?

Put it this way, if I had as much knowledge about welding as you have about engine tuning, then I really would be in the s**te!

YOU CANNOT RELATE BOLTING ON CHAV-TUNE PARTS (THAT MOSTLY DONT WORK), TO PERFORMING AN ENGINE CONVERSION!

I had a good read of the "Mega-Squirt" web pages last night, and found them very amusing! However to someone without the depth of knowledge I have, the site may well seem very interesting, and the sillier ones might even send off money....................

Not quite. In these days of engines having to last 2 races, quite a lot of tweaking is done at the trackside. Usually by plugging in a laptop and adjusting ECU settings. In fact, I think a lot of this can be done remotely, actually.

So, it's quite like the Megasquirt type kit.

Are you talking about Megasquirt..the fully programmable system that=20 you can load your own mapping onto?

--=20 Conor

I'm really a nice guy. If I had friends, they would tell you.

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So a Chav bolted Chav K series in a Chav Mini with a Chav Mega Squirt fueled on liquified Spam blended on Methanol and octane boosted by Wagon Wheels?

Oh the irony!

Is that the depth of knowledge that saw your welding and restoration businesses fail, owing to shoddy workmanship that led clients to refuse to pay?

Is that the depth of knowledge that saw your welding and restoration businesses fail, owing to shoddy workmanship that led clients to refuse to pay?

Nope. Nothing with that spelling either. Did you read the sites for the Hardware? The Firmware? The Software? The Component kit suppliers? The PCB suppliers? The Kit assemblers? Or the DIY end users?

You must read a lot if you spelt it correctly. Spelt correctly, there 172000 returned results. As you have spelt it, there are 0? Did Google Gary make a BooBoo?

How do you dyno a PCB and a bag of chips and resistors etc?

Nope, he is talking about "Mega Squirt" or "Mega-Squirt" figments of his own futile imagination

DIY end users? Are they wankers like you perhaps?

Two kinds of people Ken. Wankers and liars. I'm not a liar. Which are you?

The small claims courts where Stevens took his non-paying clients were absolutely clear what he was.

No, they wouldn't. They only got 127bhp with DTA management.

HTH.

I'm trying to, you daft prick. You won't supply me with a valid e-mail address so I can contact you.

Yes it did actually..................the personal testimony of an independant court appointed expert, suggested the work done by me had been carried out to a high standard, and that the customer had no reason not to have paid for it!