I had a very scary experience in our local Audi dealership yesterday. I was following a friend take her Audi to her dealership, to give her a run back to the office, and since she was taking an age, I drove the lad into their customer car park and went inside to look at the A2 TDI and laugh at the TT Roadster there. Anyway, whilst I was in there in a quandary about how ugly, exactly, the TT roadster was, I heard one of the salesmen say, "look, here's Kermit, what's he doing here?"
Now I'm not always the nicest about VAG products or dealerships, so I ducked out of sight . . . behind the TT (which is quite difficult when you're my size, and it's that size) . . .
And he was playing with a customers toy puppet!
Phew!