What I want, is to be able to just pay someone who knows what they're doing to sort it all out in hit, once and for all, and by sort it out, I don't care what it costs within reason, I just want to know that when I pick it up afterwards, my car no longer has any swirls in the paint, no clouding of the chrome round the windows and unfurred badges on the wheels..
I'd rather do some private IT work to earn the money to pay for it to be done rather than try and do it myself - I hate doing anything to the car these days unless it involves a surefire method for extracting more poke from it or doing the basics like washing it / checking the oil / tyre pressures etc. :-)
Normally take it to the local immigrant car wash and let them wash it by hand it as well - =A36 it costs, and they even gloss up the outer tyre walls and clean inside the door shuts.
Another =A36 gets the windows polished inside and out, and the interior vacuumed.
I had to tighten the chain on the VFR last weekend, and even that was too much hassle for my liking... heh
-- JackH