Oops. No excuses, just didn't notice the black box on black tripod in the dark...
waiting for NIP
Mar 07, 2006
14 Replies
you muppet!
LOL x 10^2
Yup!
Go for the "I'm a very important person who was desperate for a s*it" defence instead of just paying out. That is if you do get the NIP.
-- Stuart
You should have warned whoever was driving.
A
It was late, he might struggle to remember who it was now...
Heh, I think this defence might not work; it was 5 mins from my house and I was heading in the opposite direction :(
Mr Pot, your 10AM kettle has arrived.
OK, how about, "The photographer was very close, and I feared for my unborn baby's life". If they claim that is impossible because you are male, tell them to retract that statement, or you will sue for sex discrimination.
How about "I was car jacked and tied up in the boot. I never saw his/her face".
Look on the bright side. Some poor bastard has had to freeze their nuts off setting it up and their Force doesn't see a penny from it.
it must be catching i'm awaiting a summons atm :)
hehe :)
Lol true, the guy in the drivers seat of the van looked pretty fed up as I cruised past...
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