Iggy,
Ever had a Singapore Sling . . . in Singapore . . . in the Raffles Hotel . . . sitting in the Long Bar . . . where it was invented? An eternal memory!
Or a Singha beer . . . in Bangkok . . . sitting at Firecat's . . . in Patpong. It'll make a hard man humble.
I could go on. Let's see what you got, boy.