The terrorist broke... when Dick was driving it.
Now, the rear end on his truck went out.. yessssssssss he is the only one that drives it.
*evil glare*the REAASON his truck breaks is because it has 265k on it and he NEVER maintains it! "Oh... it's broken now, I suppose I'll have to fix it" God forbid he should do preventative maintenance to his truck liek I do my car.
*snarl*He didn't get the truck fixed yet,
*grrrrrrrrrrrr*and is driving MY BABY back and forth to work
*150 mile round trip with a dirty mechanic behind the wheel* and on errands until he gets his truck fixed.So what if he makes the payments....
I don't want to share G*damn it!
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to say "Oh. it's ok honey... you'll get it fixed tomorrow" and give him a kiss good bye without grabbing him by the front of the shirt and screaming "YOU"D BETTER GET THE F'ING TRUCK FIXED... AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MISTER!!"
*evil mutterings and demonic gibberish here*ok... I'm gonna go smoke now... maybe take one of those happy pills.
he better not fug my car up, or It's the big D for him.. no.. death would be too easy.... I'm talking community property laws and alimony and prolly his balls...definately his last three hairs.
Kate (aintcha glad I'm not YOUR wife !!??? Muhahahaha)