RANT: Ok... so I'm selfish.. so what.

I pulled in the driveway yesterday, and here was one happy guy, got his truck put back together.

And one happy gal, doesn't have to share her car any more!

PHEW!

The truck was only down for two days. He actually drove the car to work once and I got all flipped out. I was afraid he would procrastinate like he does with things that piss him off... automotive mechanicing. He's a heavy equipment mechanic, and this 'little s*it' sends him over the edge and gives him turets syndrome. Wihch is kind of funny because he is such a good tempered duy, never gets pissed off about much of anything. I have TRIED to get him to buy a new truck, he always makes excuses... mostly that we can't afford one. Unfortunately, with the way this past year has been for us, he is right. I know he would like a new truck as much as I would like him to have one. Maybe when we get the boat sold.

Kate

| > Now, the rear end on his truck went out.. yessssssssss he is the only one | > that drives it. | >

| > *evil glare* | >

| > the REAASON his truck breaks is because it has 265k on it and he NEVER | > maintains it! | > "Oh... it's broken now, I suppose I'll have to fix it" God forbid he | should | > do preventative maintenance to his truck liek I do my car. | >

| > *snarl* | >

| > He didn't get the truck fixed yet, | >

| > *grrrrrrrrrrrr* | >

| > and is driving MY BABY back and forth to work | > *150 mile round trip with a dirty mechanic behind the wheel* | > and on errands until he gets his truck fixed. | >

| > So what if he makes the payments.... | >

| > I don't want to share G*damn it! | >

| > Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to say "Oh. it's ok honey... you'll | get | > it fixed tomorrow" and give him a kiss good bye without grabbing him by | the | > front of the shirt and screaming "YOU"D BETTER GET THE F'ING TRUCK | FIXED... | > AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MISTER!!" | >

| > *evil mutterings and demonic gibberish here* | >

| > ok... I'm gonna go smoke now... maybe take one of those happy pills. | >

| > he better not fug my car up, or It's the big D for him.. no.. death would | be | > too easy.... I'm talking community property laws and alimony and prolly | his | > balls...definately his last three hairs. | >

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| > Kate | > (aintcha glad I'm not YOUR wife !!??? Muhahahaha) | >

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There's the problem Kate.... Ya just need to to grab him a few feet to the south to get his attention....

Oh hell no! What? and ruin my 'benefits package'... I don't think so!

;¬D

He said 'grab', not 'nail' him (as in 'nail his balls to the wall'). Believe me, a woman who holds a man's package has his complete, undivided attention.

Kind of like when you put a twitch on a horse aye?

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| > K | >

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OH Oh OH!

Funniest thing! Last night before he left for work he said "Ahhhhh sure was nice to have my old truck back" and smirked at me. I giggled at him and said "Why? No more fear of the big D... Death, dismemberment and degradation"? he laughed and said.. Yup!

then he grinned at me and winked.

rotten guy!

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| > K | >

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Shoulda said, "Who's your mama?" then blew him a kiss.

ROFLMAO! Oh yea!

| > Funniest thing! Last night before he left for work he said "Ahhhhh sure | was | > nice to have my old truck back" and smirked at me. | > I giggled at him and said "Why? No more fear of the big D... Death, | > dismemberment and degradation"? he laughed and said.. Yup! | >

| > then he grinned at me and winked. | >

| > rotten guy! | >

| > K | >

| > | > ;¬D | > | >

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Ummm, what benefits would those be? I am trying to think of what I have to offer. Mustang, Mustang parts, tools, Satellite TV, a pretty wife, 4 small boys, a job that requires me to carry a sidearm...

I can't imagine what I could offer anyone.

Don Manning

LMAO!

I wanna play with the sidearm silly!

Kate

| > | > Now, the rear end on his truck went out.. yessssssssss he is the only | > one | > | > that drives it. | > | >

| > | > *evil glare* | > | >

| > | > the REAASON his truck breaks is because it has 265k on it and he | NEVER | > | > maintains it! | > | > "Oh... it's broken now, I suppose I'll have to fix it" God forbid he | > | should | > | > do preventative maintenance to his truck liek I do my car. | > | >

| > | > *snarl* | > | >

| > | > He didn't get the truck fixed yet, | > | >

| > | > *grrrrrrrrrrrr* | > | >

| > | > and is driving MY BABY back and forth to work | > | > *150 mile round trip with a dirty mechanic behind the wheel* | > | > and on errands until he gets his truck fixed. | > | >

| > | > So what if he makes the payments.... | > | >

| > | > I don't want to share G*damn it! | > | >

| > | > Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to say "Oh. it's ok honey... | you'll | > | get | > | > it fixed tomorrow" and give him a kiss good bye without grabbing him | by | > | the | > | > front of the shirt and screaming "YOU"D BETTER GET THE F'ING TRUCK | > | FIXED... | > | > AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MISTER!!" | > | >

| > | > *evil mutterings and demonic gibberish here* | > | >

| > | > ok... I'm gonna go smoke now... maybe take one of those happy pills. | > | >

| > | > he better not fug my car up, or It's the big D for him.. no.. death | > would | > | be | > | > too easy.... I'm talking community property laws and alimony and | prolly | > | his | > | > balls...definately his last three hairs. | > | >

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| > | > Kate | > | > (aintcha glad I'm not YOUR wife !!??? Muhahahaha) | > | >

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Oh Gawd, everyone duck!! Kate's got a gun!!!

Hon... I've ALWAYS had guns! I actually have several.. including a Walther P99 9mm (my fav) , a GP100 .357 (my totally reliable od friend) and a Ruger P97 .45 (*cause guys like girls that shoot a .45). We wont go into the rest of the collection....

The prudent thing is to use a club, for two reasons:

LOL!

Kate

| > I wanna play with the sidearm silly! | >

| > Kate | >

| > | > | > Now, the rear end on his truck went out.. yessssssssss he is the | > only | > | > one | > | > | > that drives it. | > | > | >

| > | > | > *evil glare* | > | > | >

| > | > | > the REAASON his truck breaks is because it has 265k on it and he | > | NEVER | > | > | > maintains it! | > | > | > "Oh... it's broken now, I suppose I'll have to fix it" God forbid | he | > | > | should | > | > | > do preventative maintenance to his truck liek I do my car. | > | > | >

| > | > | > *snarl* | > | > | >

| > | > | > He didn't get the truck fixed yet, | > | > | >

| > | > | > *grrrrrrrrrrrr* | > | > | >

| > | > | > and is driving MY BABY back and forth to work | > | > | > *150 mile round trip with a dirty mechanic behind the wheel* | > | > | > and on errands until he gets his truck fixed. | > | > | >

| > | > | > So what if he makes the payments.... | > | > | >

| > | > | > I don't want to share G*damn it! | > | > | >

| > | > | > Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to say "Oh. it's ok honey... | > | you'll | > | > | get | > | > | > it fixed tomorrow" and give him a kiss good bye without grabbing | him | > | by | > | > | the | > | > | > front of the shirt and screaming "YOU"D BETTER GET THE F'ING TRUCK | > | > | FIXED... | > | > | > AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MISTER!!" | > | > | >

| > | > | > *evil mutterings and demonic gibberish here* | > | > | >

| > | > | > ok... I'm gonna go smoke now... maybe take one of those happy | pills. | > | > | >

| > | > | > he better not fug my car up, or It's the big D for him.. no.. | death | > | > would | > | > | be | > | > | > too easy.... I'm talking community property laws and alimony and | > | prolly | > | > | his | > | > | > balls...definately his last three hairs. | > | > | >

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| > | > | > Kate | > | > | > (aintcha glad I'm not YOUR wife !!??? Muhahahaha) | > | > | >

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Just a plain old Glock 21. I love the .45 caliber though. I am going to end up having it updated, turning it into a compensated version. In addition to that, I want the rails so I can get the flashlight on it. I shot my best friends compensated .45 and it was unreal. I shoot damn good with mine, but even better with his. Oh well, if you were around here we could go shooting anytime. I can always break out the Glock 19. A lot of women seem to prefer the .9mm, like my mother! It was her duty weapon for many years.

Don Manning

Sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I have not had many opportunities to shoot the Glocks, but the few times I have I liked them My Walther already has the rails.. I just need to get a light. Our club's night shoot is next weekend, get to play with the new shotgun I got Dick for CHristmas.. it's awesome! I bought him a Remington 870 with the fancy stock that holds four rounds and the pistol grip and the surelight fore stock with the sidesaddle that holds another six rounds.. it's a badazzed little mo-fo! He was pretty impressed last Christmas. This Christmas... well.. maybe he'll just get an ol chunk of coal LOL!

Kate

| > I wanna play with the sidearm silly! | >

| > Kate | >

| > | > | > Now, the rear end on his truck went out.. yessssssssss he is the | > only | > | > one | > | > | > that drives it. | > | > | >

| > | > | > *evil glare* | > | > | >

| > | > | > the REAASON his truck breaks is because it has 265k on it and he | > | NEVER | > | > | > maintains it! | > | > | > "Oh... it's broken now, I suppose I'll have to fix it" God forbid | he | > | > | should | > | > | > do preventative maintenance to his truck liek I do my car. | > | > | >

| > | > | > *snarl* | > | > | >

| > | > | > He didn't get the truck fixed yet, | > | > | >

| > | > | > *grrrrrrrrrrrr* | > | > | >

| > | > | > and is driving MY BABY back and forth to work | > | > | > *150 mile round trip with a dirty mechanic behind the wheel* | > | > | > and on errands until he gets his truck fixed. | > | > | >

| > | > | > So what if he makes the payments.... | > | > | >

| > | > | > I don't want to share G*damn it! | > | > | >

| > | > | > Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to say "Oh. it's ok honey... | > | you'll | > | > | get | > | > | > it fixed tomorrow" and give him a kiss good bye without grabbing | him | > | by | > | > | the | > | > | > front of the shirt and screaming "YOU"D BETTER GET THE F'ING TRUCK | > | > | FIXED... | > | > | > AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MISTER!!" | > | > | >

| > | > | > *evil mutterings and demonic gibberish here* | > | > | >

| > | > | > ok... I'm gonna go smoke now... maybe take one of those happy | pills. | > | > | >

| > | > | > he better not fug my car up, or It's the big D for him.. no.. | death | > | > would | > | > | be | > | > | > too easy.... I'm talking community property laws and alimony and | > | prolly | > | > | his | > | > | > balls...definately his last three hairs. | > | > | >

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