Stupid parking lot tricks: a new twist

Jim, you must be pretty well-traveled to make such a comment. I've only been to Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Mexico and Canada so far, and I saw some pretty stupid behavior in each place. I don't know what to say. I must have visited at particularly bad times. Actually, I have to say, I didn't see much in the way of stupidity in Germany.

Dana

What AlQuadea remarks? I didn't see any *cries* :(

-Mike

at 05 Apr 2004, Dave Sibbett [ snipped-for-privacy@mylastname.com] wrote in news:_zjcc.532$ snipped-for-privacy@nwrdny01.gnilink.net:

Believe me, somebody pulls on Pony what they pulled on JD's beater and I won't need a gun. Just my cellphone. To call the cops and report. You betcha I'll be right there, making sure whoever did this isn't leaving until LEO's show up...

Jim, once again you have turned what should have been a pretty entertaining thread into an "America Sucks" thread. I don't know what your problem is, but maybe you should read what you typed before firing off your anti American comments. You seem to be a pretty smart person, why bring your political views into this and other threads?

Dennis

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! You're absolutely right, but it's still funny as hell. I hadn't considered that before - thanks!

-JD

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If you've never wedged a shopping cart between parked cars to offload those groceries on food-stamp days, I'd say you're good to go.

-JD

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I am convinced that scientists around the world are closely studying the de-evolutionary process that is occurring in the United States. Forget about Universal Entropy theories folks, just look around you today if you want a good look at the future of Mankind.

-JD

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Oh yeah, and I'm sure I'd also be charged with mutilating a corpse. Hell, why stop kicking ass just because they've quit screaming and flopping around?

Oh man. Charlene doesn't EVER see a public parking lot, and after witnessing this buffoonery, my resolve is further steeled.

-JD

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Jeez, I guess I'm the last one to hear about this stuff. I though Clinton was going to end Welfare as we knew it?

I shall hold sacred this tidbit of logic with me now and forever, and avoid the Welfare 'Tards on the first weekend of each month. My mentor, Lao Tsu, would be a very happy soul knowing I had absorbed and understood this nugget of wisdom today...if he ever truly existed in the physical world, of course.

Thank you all, and to all a Goodnight!

-JD

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Alot of people in this country have got to get their act together. The USA could be a lot better place, but instead far too many people want to make it a cesspool. On top of that, anyone who points it out gets the 'love it or leave it'. If I didn't 'love it' I wouldn't bother trying to deal with the problems and work towards correcting them.

I still remember going to germany years ago. It was so nice to be away from the all the LCD morons I have to put up with here at home. Everyone had their s*it together in germany, from the simplist store clerk on up. I was there for work, but it was vacation from stupidity, rudeness, and all the stuff we are talking about in this thread.

Just imagine what it would be like for just one day where everyone on the road was competent?

maybe his wheels are his life.... my 65 and 66 FBs are mine....; ) LOL

V'ger jma(NO SPAM)@snowcrest.net

Anyone ever notice that those who knock the American way of life, with both it's good and it's bad, will be the first to demand their rights and will be the last to voluntarily leave these shores?

Now, lets go back to mak>I've seen some unbelievably stupid things performed in parking lots. Things

jma(NO SPAM)@snowcrest.net

lmao...good response. However, I am the one in the parking lot that pushes the car really fast then jumps on it for a ride!

Don Manning

at 05 Apr 2004, JD Adams [ snipped-for-privacy@Softcom.Net] wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

Agreed. The worst parking lot around here is that of our local Super Wallyworld. I park Pony way in the back 40 as far away from other vehicles as I can and gather up any loose shopping carts within a 25 yard radius. I also ensure it's in a spot where one of Wallyworlds security camera's point. 99% chance nobody is watching that screen, or if they do, they don't care. But, those cams are taped so if something happens...

So far so good, but then again, the shock sensor on her alarm is set pretty sensitive. :-)

I wish I was mechanically inclined enough to be able to fix up an old beater and use that for these kind of trips. No go unfortunately...

Yep, nothing to sharpen the gene pool. Even the dumbest are guaranteed to survive and multiply. No where to go but down.

LJH

Hey, I do that EVERY time!! :-)

Mike

I can not for the life of me figure put what you are replying to. You really need to trim the excess message and reply below what you are replying to. As in this message there is not question what my text is in reply to.

Last Xmas we took the stang to wally world for some shopping...I parked all the way out in the parking lot and took 4 spaces. After about 15 minutes I heard my license plate being called over the speaker and something about illegally parked. I found the nearest management clone and explained what my car was and that I was NOT going to move it till I was ready to go home. From what I heard the geezer on the other end of the walkie talkie was reprimanded severely as I was walking away and smiling...

Gumby619

Park it like you own the place

I have a beat (no grill, deer hoofprints still in the radiator) up old

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