As defined not to be confused with a schill bidder{thanks for your research and gleaned words of definition} You are a sharp cookie. Sorta . For sure you ain't 100% schill but mayhaps one troublesome geek with too much time on his hands. One as such might try exercising ones virtuosity and good will at a senior citizens center, home for aged, or handicapped veterans or a VA hospital. If nothing else, please at least volunteer your services to the ASPCA. Got to be one within driving distance. Next time you bid on anything I have for sale I will dispose of your name as if it were a used condom. honest your friend.