Might want to add Texicans to:
"Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America -- Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians, West Virginians and some from South Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama, will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
Thank you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry."