This was forwarded to me by a friend.........
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>>your vehicle...
> >>
> >> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
>Crestview
> >> couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break > >>down
> >> in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the > >>shopping
> >> while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a > >>small
> >> group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair >of > >
> >>male
> >> legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in > >>shorts,
> >> his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public > >ones.
> >> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, > >>quickly
> >> put her hand up his
> >>shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
> >> regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself > >>staring
> >> at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had > >>to
> >> have three stitches in his forehead.