robot car with burned ignition key

Hi! Any thoughts or comments on this idea?

Robot Car

The essence to the concept is that the ignition switch is a DVD, which is placed in the DVD drive located above the petrol tank. Using sensors the car navigates to the desired destination and parks. It then ejects the DVD. Upon insertion once again, it will carry out the next instruction (on a simplified basis that is return only). Hence the robot car is an asset to alcohol drinkers whom are able to use it at any level of intoxication, since once the programmed DVD is inserted there is only limited time to find seating before the electronic doors lock. At no time is the owner inside the robot car with the ignition switch in his possession on his person. There are no driving controls inside the vehicle, only recreational devices.

Programming includes parking so an automated traffic booking system must be running at the destination so that a specific parking space is provided on arrival. The DVD is normally programmed to a destination that is selected before the program is downloaded and the DVD burned. Thus further hops must be programmed in such a manner (restaurants perhaps providing the device to download an unanticipated detour to a further destination onto a new DVD for insertion). The car of course uses sensors to navigate the streets and pedestrians are expected in robot car zones to wear a wireless transmitting bracelet to reduce accidents by alerting robot cars of their position. Such transmission bracelets or other sensor technology might be made freely available, especially at the tourist information contact points.

Other uses of the sensor technology might include small robot vans for carrying documents or other products where weight is not so great that transported items would raise the cost of accidents. Placing the DVD drive above the petrol tank is perhaps the best way to open this robot car technology to alcohol drinkers prepaid to pay the premiums for such a dedicated vehicle. =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= Project First Cup inventions development program supports the frank exchange of ideas, concepts and prototypes likely to lead to commercial success. Project First Cup requests acknowledgement as first source when things succeed. Please visit

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Reply to
Diginomics
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Sounds great, let me know when you get the prototype finished.

Reply to
IndianDildoMonster

Can we call it "Troll Car"? As in "Congratulations, troll, I couldn't resist responding to your awful awful post even though I should know better."

Does this mean anyone with a DVD burner can steal the car?

Don't you think that's a bit of an oversimplification?

"Using some kind of propulsion system [please don't ask me how], my personal carjet will be able to fly me to the next town. In addition, plans for my personal carjet will use some slightly hip but really not very cutting edge technology [such as DVD] in an attempt to add credibility, even though said technology isn't really a good tool for the task [for instance if I scratch my dvd I will no longer be able to operate my carjet. Also I have to wear specialized "Carjet pants" with pockets large enough for a DVD. Luckily "Carjet pants" are sold at the same store I will sell my carjets. "Carjet pants" will be constructed from recycled carjets to reduce cost.]"

Why can't these boozehounds just take a cab?

So you can be either locked out of your vehicle with no way to get in, or locked in with no way to get out?

Yeah, great idea there.

I never have the ignition switch on my person either. It's tough to remove it from the steering column and fit in my pocket.

How exactly does one program a DVD? Do you know what "program" means?

Of course. Can I have my bracelet in black, with shiny buttons? That's stylish! Also, can you please please please log all of my movements in some kind of database using this highly intrusive technology?

I believe Skynet abruptly discontinued the tourist information contact points in the year 1997.

I've got some genuine imitation accidents for sale, free sample for your peace of mind only $19.95!

Seriously though, you could probably just email these documents. *Might* be a bit cheaper.

Do you write really really really bad sci-fi for a living?

Dave

Reply to
Metal Dave

This is a great idea! It is so complicated that it's certain that the system will never be properly working, thus the drunks will never be able to get their vehicles started and will have to remain sitting in the parking lots until they sober up enough to turn the thing off and drive the car the normal way.

Ted

Reply to
Ted Mittelstaedt

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