Hillary Rodham Clinton's Definition of Health Terms
Vein.................... Conceited Artery.................. The study of paintings Bacteria................ The back door of a cafeteria Barium.................. What doctors do when a patient dies Bowel................... A letter like a, e, i, o, u Caesarean Section....... A neighborhood in Rome Cat Scan................ Searching for kitty Cauterize............... Make eye contact with her Colic................... A sheep dog D & C................... Where Washington is Dilate.................. To live long Enema................... Not a friend Fester.................. Quicker Genital................. Not a Jew G.I. Series............. Soldier ball game Hangnail................ Coat hook Impotent................ Distinguished, well known Labor Pain.............. Getting hurt at work Medical Staff........... A doctor's cane Morbid.................. A higher offer Nitrates................ Cheaper than day rates Node.................... Was aware of Outpatient.............. A person who fainted Pap Smear............... A fatherhood test Pelvis.................. A cousin to Elvis Postoperative........... A letter carrier Recovery Room........... A place to do upholstery Rectum.................. Dang near killed 'em Seizure................. Roman Emperor Tablet.................. A small table Terminal Illness........ Getting sick at the airport Tumor................... More than one Urine................... Opposite of you're out Varicose................ Nearby