(From a 1971 record by David Frye)
Ted Kennedy: I think the people of the United States are just like the people of Massachusetts. They weigh all the issues very carefully, and then vote for the best looking candidate.
HHH: If you're saying that Nixon and Agnew were better looking than we were, I won't swallow that piece of pudding. I'm going mod, I'll have you know. Got one sideburn growing right in there, expect the other one by spring. And I'm losing weight, I'm coming down. I'm on Dr. Stillman's Water Diet. When I get up in the morning I go Whoopee. When I go to bed at night, I go Yippee. And when I get up in the middle of the night, I go PeePee. I tell you, Sen. Fulbright, I get more joy out of a good peepee than a good whoopee or a good yippee. And Lyndon Johnson isn't going to tell me anymore when to whoopee, when to yippee and when to peepee. What do you say to that, Sen. Fulbright?
Sen. Fulbright: Ahh, ahh, Ahh think you better do something about your peepee. . . ..
I'll bet a majority of the women vote for Barrack Hussein Obama. Just another measure to gauge how deeply the well is poisoned with liberalism.
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. Barry Goldwater
I will offer a choice, not an echo. Barry Goldwater
(Words that John McCain would be wise to heed.)
Charles the Curmudgeon.