OT - Imagine this perp in prison...

He's gonna need more lube than a car dealership uses in any given week.

Blind folks have skills we never think about. Consider the joke about the fellow who observed a blind man and his dog waiting to cross the street at a red light. The dog lifted its leg and relieved itself on the man's pantsleg, and instantly, the man reached into his pocket and brought out a dog biscuit, which he held in front of him. The fellow couldn't resist telling the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing! Your dog piddles on you, and you reward him with a treat?" The blind man replied "Hell, I ain't rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his head...so I can kick him in the ass!"