{OT} Is evryone feeling a little Perkier?

My girlfriend was not in question.

I wouldn't have a girlfriend in any case. I'm married.

It's Charles in Chumpsburg that is the misogynist and stands no chance of having a meaningful relationship with a living human female of normal intelligence, unless you count illicit business transactions as meaningful relationships.

I really fail to see that he has _any_ redeeming qualities. He isn't interesting to converse with, has no original ideas, is bigoted and full of hate, keeps seeing Communists under his bed, and he's even one of those Apocalyptic screwballs. You can find his type haranguing passersby on street corners in almost any large city. Toss him a quarter and tell him to take a bath.

He's enough of a charicature that it's almost believeable that he's a sockpuppet of Scott's; one of those turds he likes to throw in the punchbowl. (Note: Never eat or drink anything at Scott's house.)

I don't think Scott is that subtle though. dbu might be...

So who's going to 'fess up and admit they're really Charles?

I'm glad you qualified that with *usually* - otherwise I might just take offense (for myself, & friends - most of whom have liberal leanings)... ;-)

Cathy

My mom is DEAD and cremated. This is a real live person. Or can't you stand that?

Charles of Schaumburg

Could Gladys' hand been the original inspiration for Mister Hat?

Charles of Schaumburg

OK. Charles is a real person. Ray O has actually met me. I'm 48, just old enough to have missed the Vietnam draft. I've been voting Republican since

Sadly we have no real choice for governor this fall. We have a machine republian vs a machine DemonCan't. And I just found out my congriefsperson is Tammy Duckworthless. Have you seen how much your AirheadAmerica friends are spending to get her re-elected? 97% of her campaign funds are from outside the district.

I don't see Communists under my bed, but I see liberal pinko a$$holes like you everywhere trying to pretend the Communists haven't taken over the Demoncan'ts party.

Just remember, if it's brown and stinky and squishes when you step on it in bare feet, (ew yuck) it must be Gladys Kravitz.

Charles of Schaumburg.

I can stand it, but I can't believe it.

Besides that, not too long ago you were talking about your Mom like she was living. Does she talk to you from beyond the grave or something?

The cremation part is good, because whatever spawned you must have been pretty unholy. You know, like the undead in "Night of the Living Dead." This way she can't rise again and you didn't have to argue to get her buried in consecrated ground.

That's rather low, Stuart. Do you often insult people's dead parents? Any shred of respect I had for you is certainly gone now.

I'll second that

There is no worth to this guy at all...

Only Chuckle's. I figure he's fair game.

Besides that, it's not like I spread her ashes under the wheels of my car when I got stuck in his driveway during the winter or anything. I was just pointing out that, since he is a pretty scary individual, his dam probably was also.

You're digging your hole deeper. I think it would be better if you backed off and apologized for your extremely rude behavior. What you are doing is completely uncalled for. This is beyond bantering when you drag someone's dead parents or family into it.

We just lost Mom a couple years ago. Rather suddenly, as a matter of fact. Still doesn't seem possible. And you keep on insulting her. She died 5 days before what would have been their 50th wedding anniversary. I guess she wanted to be with Dad again on that day. (He had gone on 4 years before.) And don't even think of insulting her mother. She was an honest to God saint. Oddly enough both Mom and her mother had just passed their

I could insult your mother, but with you as a child, didn't she suffer enough?

Charles of Schaumburg.

Amen, brother. This no such thing as true truth bull is just that. If I pick up my fork by my plate and let go of it, it falls down. I can believe anything I want to, but it's still going to fall down and my 'belief system' has no effect on it. The only place it might not fall down is at the ISS, but it does actually fall down after a fashion, even in space.

If I try driving my car with the little red light on by the gas gauge and don't stop to get some more, eventually the Corolla's going to quit going. I can believe I have more gas, but that doesn't change the reality.

Charles of Schaumburg

This shows your character.

It isn't Charles that is 'pretty scary'.....

If you were anyone else, you would have my condolences. It's difficult to lose a parent (or any other loved one).

I'm figuring she must have done horrible things to you to make you hate women so much.

Feel free.

I was a terror as a child. Very precocious. I took anything apart that I could to see what was inside. (I still tend to do that when I buy something new, but I've gotten better at re-assembling things. hehe) I took apart the rails on my crib and hid the bolts somewhere, and I also took apart those child safety gates too. I tried baking a cake when I was 3 1/2 after watching my Mom make one. I didn't know you had to put in baking powder, so it didn't work well, but I came close. I released the emergency brake on the car when I was about 4 and "drove" it down the driveway and into the front yard of the people who lived across the street. Oh, yes, I was into everything.

I have noted that you don't have any problem insulting people. In fact, you regularly insult half the population of the world. Then there's this constant name-calling and the fact that every other word out of your mouth is pinko of Communist. So now you think some things should be sacrosanct?

I find you to be a completely repulsive individual. Don't expect me to be polite to you.

If you want to be involved in name-calling between each other that's one thing, but to drag people's dead parents and/or family into the bantering is off limits as far as I'm concerned. It's still not too late for you to make amends for your mistake.

You, Stuart, are a despicable 'human' being.

I think you need to look into the mirror. There you will find a completely repulsive human being.

Likewise, I'm sure. I'm sick and tired of you Liberals trying to pretend you're not following the Communist agenda, and pretending we're the stupid ones.

Charles of Schaumburg.