OT: LOL

Send him to Gitmo. The food quality for prisoners there has caused an average weight gain of something like 5-7 pounds.

Everything served is according to Islamic law. Not too bad for prison food.

This never would have happened if this guy got his constitutional right to a speedy trial and then the verdict was carried out immediately afterwards.

The guy was 408 Pounds when he went into prison, and 8 months later he's down to 308. Poor baby....

Earth to Broderick: Put down the fork and step away from the buffet.

His chief deputy, Hendershott, could stand to lose 200 lbs. himself. The man is so fat that we have to pay for two plane tickets each time he flies because he's too wide to fit into just one seat. At $260,000 a year, he can stand to lose weight or pay for his own extra seats.

Meanwhile, Sheriff Joe keeps imagining terror plots against him, such as the one where he thought that an iron lawn sculpture of a spider was a bomb.

Anybody who's impressed with Sheriff Joe is a fool.