A man went to a French restaurant. The menu was in French and he spoke no French. When the waiter asked his choice, he told the waiter to bring out the restaurant's specialty.
The man had a truly fantastic meal. The waiter asked if the man wanted dessert. He responded that the waiter should bring out the restaurant's specialty.
The waiter said that was the peach poosay, and he would order it for him. A waitress came out with a covered silver platter. She took the cover off and there was a peach that had been quartered and pitted. The waitress proceeded to raise her skirt and take a piece of the peach and push it in and out of her vagina. She picked up the rest of the pieces and did the same.
The man called the waiter over an asked, "Am I actually expected to eat the peach after that?"
The waiter responded, "Why, no, Monsieur. You eat the poosay."