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Top Ten sexually explicit lines from Star Wars....

1. Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care WHAT you smell!!
2. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

1. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.

1. You've got something jammed in here real good.
2. Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?
3. Sorry about the mess...
4. Look at the size of that thing!!
5. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!!!
6. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
7. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

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Top Ten sexually explicit lines from the Empire Strikes Back...

1. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
2. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
3. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
4. Control, Control! You must learn Control.
5. But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cum....
6. That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile.
7. Hurry up golden-rod...
8. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
9. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
10. And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside...

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Top Ten sexually explicit lines from Return of the Jedi...

1. There is good in him. I have felt it.
2. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.
3. You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
4. In time you will call me master.
5. A little higher, just a little higher...
6. I never knew I had it in me.
7. Grab it, almost, you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy...
8. Hey, point that thing someplace else!!
9. What could possibly have come over Master Luke?
10. Back door, huh? good idea...