This is rich. Three weeks, and he's ready to preach again.
>
> February 7, 2007
> Ousted Pastor 'Completely Heterosexual'
> By NEELA BANERJEE
> Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National
> Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after
> three weeks of intensive counseling, he is "completely heterosexual," says
> an overseer of the megachurch Mr. Haggard once led.
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All the same, I don't think I'd be anxious to bend over from the waist while he's in the neighborhood. Much better to use the approved stance for picking something up, bending at the knees. Failing that, wear chain mail trousers!