Now for a totally newbie question. This one is so basic that some of you will stare with disbelief, some will shake their heads and move on to the next thread. I'm man enough to 'fess up to my lack of experience and shake off the howls of laughter and derisive comments.
Gulp. Here goes:
Change oil. Every 1,500 miles. Read Muir, read Bentley. All makes sense. But -- I have never changed oil before. I need a "Changing Your Car's Oil for Dummies" guide because those guides address what you do to the car to get the old oil out, yet from the drain opening on down to the pavement, they are a closed book. What do you put under the car to catch the oil in? How do you transfer that oil into a sealed container for transport to disposal location without drooling dead dinosaur and tree goop everywhere? What supplies and techniques will make this as mess-free a job as possible? Empty Clorox bottle and really big funnel? Lots of red shop rags? An airtight container to store them in? I don't have a shop or garage -- just a driveway, which I would like not to make all spotty.
71 micro with 1776 engine.