Cylinder gaskets: Missing, or Not Required -- You be the judge.

............Well, Jan does seem to be unusually sensitive to the feelings of others now that you mention it. His ability to feel genuine empathy when others are unhappy is quite worrisome to someone like myself who doesn't give a rat's ass.

Jan's a woman? Mineral? Vegetable? A Famous Personage? A very small bonsai tree? Wait -- an AI construct running on a computer in the Urals?

"Mike Rocket J. Squirrel Elliott" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@adelphia.com:

Mike, don't you sing in the sauna?..laulan laulat laulaa...laulamme lala... birch twigs work great for an emergency ring job laulatte la...oh I think Scandinavia is the peninsula to Finland's west...Inge will explain it lala...sounds like your engine's coming fine laulan lalaa... the Stooges are singing opera laulavat laa...

:-)

Have I accidentally stumbled into some bizarre Sons Of Finland masquerading as car enthusiasts NG?

Don't know, Don't care.

I've never heard of a gay hamster. Does that mean their happy when rolled up in duct tape ?

Randy

Good question. Jan has never actually specified the hamster's gender.

Max

It's just a male bonding/dage thing ;)

Jan

Funny how those little critters seem to have trouble handling Sauna and duct tape at the same time.

Jan

Hell no, Just happy :) And to have a Hamster and duct tape fetish doesn't mean you're gay. :D :D

Jan

"Yawn" is the correct phonetical spelling of my name, and coindidentally rather accurately describes my person too. ;)

Jan

Hahahahahaha :D hahahaha

Jan

Dear Mike,

You can call me anything you like, *sugar* :)

And you misspelled "Urinals".

Hope this helps. ;)

Jan

Bill has raided mom's medicine cabinet again, *and* dad's liquor stash?

I hope you remembered to replace the stolen booze in the bottles with water like any good boy would.

Jan ;)

You will never be the same.

Jan

Bill. I hope you have a prescription for all those. Didn't the doctor=20 say something about taking them all at the same time?

Nope. Just couple of humble VW hobbyists...=20

... taking over this NG and next the world. Watch out. Revoke our visas. Set new coordinates on your mail bombers and bad jokes, 'cause we're coming to get you.

Muhahaaaaaaa.

• "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background *

"I can hammer it back into shape later."

Kind of a like a slow cooker ? Or is it because you share with your buddys at the sauna ?

Randy