Hello All

hello rich....let this be the official "why" thread then...okay?....me first

why can't an aftermarket rear apron assembly actually fit the car it is intended for?

Because that would be entirely to easy. My turn!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot"?

K.

................I'd run away and hope that you didn't recognize me. And then later on, I'd ram my cart into your butt and run away again.

timmy

I promise you, Tim... You couldn't run fast enough.

K.

That only happens because the homeless people have already stolen all of the good carts that are easy to control.

Yea, those damn homeless people get all the "good" stuff. Sometimes the dumpsters are just full of trash cause the homeless have got there first. I think we need an amendment to ban them. They probibly recieved the "good" aprons, tail light lens, and exhaust nuts that I was to get. I wish they could get off homeless and into welfare....

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Or earn their money. You know, go rob sombody, ya bum!

Because we are all told and taught for some strange reason (self preservation I think ) to do so as we grow up. I don't say a word at all. I just give 'em a "doitagainandI'llknockyouintonextweek" look.

New Q: Why is it (sticking with the Supermakret thing) when the cashier asks you as you approach, "How are you today?" so many poeple lie their ass off, and say "Just fine." or something else fun like that............bleccccckkkl!

( I always say how I actually am: "old and tired" or "not worth a damn".................that always shuts 'em up.)

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