Man jumps out of an airplane. Pulls the rip-cord of his parachute. Parachute doesn't open! Pulls the rip-cord of his reserve chute That doesn't open! As he is traveling down through the ether, He sees a man coming up to meet him. As they pass, the man with the parachute problem say to the man coming up to meet him, "Excuse me, do you know anything about parachutes?" "No" says the man, "Do you know anything about gas cookers?" What are you Chris? Gas cooker or parachute man?
BTW, you should know that for the last three or four threads, I handed over to my eight year old daughter. I think we can all agree that she has done quite well!
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