poll: get these rims for my Lumina?

If you are dissatisfied with the size of your penis, then I would advise not getting rims like this, because it advertises the situation.

If you are dissatisified with the size of your brain, well, there's nothing for it.

Naw, just get steel rims and use a thick-bristled brush to paint them silver. Don't bother to remove the wheels because silvered lugnuts and brush marks on tire sidewalls are all stylish.

Oh man, you are god. What color primer should I paint the dashboard?

Don't use paint. Duct tape is much cheaper and will hold those loose chunks of vinyl and styrofoam together.

Can I use duct tape on the hood? I want to mount one of those scoops, right over a rust hole, where the carburator burned through one time. I've got a WalMart bucket that should look real nice there after I cut it in half.