A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children.
'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed
with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is
with money. Again, it manifests itself in your
child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is
alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got
up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on, Dick, we're leaving.'
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