I don't want to worry you but, I have just been up to the Outwoods with Alan (and Robbie) and he tells me that Diana has already decided that the Wedding will be at Brooksby Church with the Reception in the Hall and Hannah will be a Bridesmaid, and that she (Diana) is going to have a new and very expensive outfit. As I said, Worrying isn't it !!!!!. All my love. XX Bernard XX
Worrying Thoughts
Sep 19, 2005
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Bernard ( snipped-for-privacy@ntlworld.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
Yep, that it is.
It is. Only with OE is it possible to send an e-mail to a newsgroup.
And you.
Dave. XXXX
Dave Plowman (News) ( snipped-for-privacy@davenoise.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
Get a room, you two.
I never shag on the first date. Unless very cute, obviously.
It used to be easy to do with NutScrape too, but maybe it's improved now, assuming that NutScrape is still around.
Oh BTW you are all invited we would enjoy your company.
XX Bernard XX
Dave Plowman (News) ( snipped-for-privacy@davenoise.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
And is Bernard "very cute"?
Or a St. Bernard ? :-)
Dunno. Do you? But Bernard might be the clue. Bernie would leave it open to the imagination.
Dave Plowman (News) ( snipped-for-privacy@davenoise.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
I have no idea as to your inclinations. You may prefer Bernard to Bernadette for all I know.
Hell, for all I know, Bernie Winters may be your dreamboat.
No. I fancy Schnorbits? more. But aren't they both dead?
Is it a FREE bar?
Dave Plowman (News) ( snipped-for-privacy@davenoise.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :
Again, that may be part of the appeal for all I know...
But you seem to have a morbid interest...
Well she looked quite good when she wore the udders.
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