Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
is the usual never ending Bull Shit threads I am going to try to lighten
things up with my own Bull Shit thread.
Given the animosity that has become evident with a number of those who post
here, I purpose a day of relaxation and rest with.......Yup, "the friggin'
machine". I figure that with "the machine" operated at it's higher speeds it
will jerk off a few of ya faster than you've been jerking off each other.
The end result should be that ya are too spent and weakened to continue in
the Bull Shit threads your involved in. Thus the threads will end and the
participates will find themselves relaxed and able to spend time with family
and friends perhaps doing Christmas shopping or whatever.
Now to accomplish this, the friggin' machine must be located. At last report
it was being transported to the northwest by mac. He was supposed to give it
to Red. But alas, there were reports of a long floppy eared creature in a
Dodge 4X4 with a plow and a load of carrots in the back headed that way.
Since that time nobody has seen it or admitted that they have it. Although
Red has been kinda quiet of late.
Anybody have any ideas or thought as to who has or where "the machine" ended
Please feel free to jump right into this Bull Shit thread with any info or
thoughts you may have.
You know that there are a few here that desperately need a few session with
the machine so they regain some perspective as to what this ng is about. Any
help or info you provide will be greatly appreciated.
Remember this is another Bull Shit thread, so any info you choose to provide
need not be truthful or accurate.