1990 Crown Vic, keys locked in trunk

It's because google f***ed up groups.google.com and anyone using it should be shot in the head.

The post lisamt(whatever)@gmail.com made "Please help" is in fact from May

Since he/she/it uses groups.google.com for usenet (and should be shot in the head), they are the ones that replied to a post from November 2003.

The original post was made by someone called dhovland which read:

"Any one know how to open a locked trunk? The doors are open, but the keys are in the trunk. Car has a trunk unlock button in the glove box, which I can get to, but no key to energize the button."

There were a few (5 or 6) follow up posts but what "Please help" was supposed to mean, no clue, 13 years later.

-bruce snipped-for-privacy@ripco.com

No, not you.. snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com replied to the 13 year old post.