News Release, UPI and AP: The California State Attorney's Office gave its official Oky-Doky today to the UpurAssinAtor. This device, is said to be the only really appropriate response to the deluge of spam generated by those wishing to sell spurious mileage improvement devices via internet email and websites. With only a few key strokes, users can fully express their feelings and frustration at having their in-boxes filled with advertisements for these quack devices. State Attorney General, Haywood Dchablowme, refused to comment on the effectiveness of the new device other than to say "It certainly couldn't hurt".
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