HOW TO COOK A HAM IN FIVE EASY STEPS
INGREDIENTS: 1 HAM FULLY SEASONED, (TECH, GENERAL OR HIGHER) 1 PARABOLIC REFLECTOR (100FT DIAMETER DISH) 1 MEGAWATT TRANSMITTER 1 FCC (EXPERIMENTAL PERMIT) 1 POUND BROWN SUGAR
PROCEDURE:
1) PLACE HAM INTO MAIN LOBE OF DISH COVER WITH BROWN SUGAR... 2) MOVE BACK 3) TUNE TRANSMITTER TO l00GHZ CW, 4) APPLY FULL POWER UNTIL EYES OF HAM START GLOWING GREEN...OR ANY OTHER COLOR FOR THAT MATTER... 5) CONTINUE ROASTING UNTIL HE YELLS I'M QRT!ROFLMAO, Just don't tell my ex-wife!
Kevin in Iowa W0KLH
It would be easier to cook an illegal high power CB'er, then a fat greasy ham! Have you ever seen the mobile setups at
(disclaimer: I use Part 95 and Part 97)
LOL...that's cute! I'm QRT!
Jeff VE1WWH (Worlds Worst Ham)
LOL...that's cute! I'm QRT!
Jeff VE1WWH (Worlds Worst Ham)
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