Merry Jeep Christmas

Dec 22, 2009 6 Replies

Merry Jeep Christmas or Happy Jeep Holidays if you are a liberal God-hating atheist like me.



Earle



Hi Earle...sorry to have to tell you that it is almost impossible to be an atheist, especially a liberal God-hat "If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

So it turns out that only if you hate yourself can you hate God, according to those early texts.

Furthermore, upon careful reading of these ancient texts, I can find no evidence that Jesus never owned a Jeep or even had the slightest interest in driving one.

And that is my Christmas message.

Happy Holidays to all.

Larry

Jesus would have had one, with that long hair and that beard!

Merry Christmas to you too!

Earle

Hi Earle...sorry to have to tell you that it is almost impossible to be an atheist, especially a liberal God-hat "If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

So it turns out that only if you hate yourself can you hate God, according to those early texts.

Furthermore, upon careful reading of these ancient texts, I can find no evidence that Jesus never owned a Jeep or even had the slightest interest in driving one.

And that is my Christmas message.

Happy Holidays to all.

Larry

That is simply a 360-degree turn, returning you to the original, paraphrased as 'God is within'.

It's heretical only in that it went against church propaganda/dogma of its day.

And scrolls and codices and fables notwithstanding, they too are is still based on a belief system.

And belief, of any sort whatsoever, is just that: belief. Just as 'faith' is no more than faith.

Neither one qualifies as fact until proven.

Yes, /according to those texts/. And these days, monkeys, baboons and Great Apes can write some very good text, along with many other animals.

Well, who or whatever he was, he at least had the good taste to be disinterested in the unimportant and trivial.

And a happy Solstice from Europe.

Ozzy

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