The "Joshua Nelson" Story - VOL.2

twaldron · 2003-10-17T14:38:06+00:00

CHAPTER TWO:A crescent sun etched it's fiery edge over the horizon, dousing Moab with it's golden warmth over the campsite. As the Jeepers arise from their lairs, a lone Jeeper sits indian style by a dark brown object.twaldron: "Joshie, didn't you get any sleep?"Joshie: "No. See? Look! It's got ice crystals on it. It's ice cream."Jeepers: "No, Josh. The desert just gets really cold at night, it's dog sh_" (INTERRUPTED)A JEEPER RUNS UP.Kevin Sperle: "Hey! Some of the guys found Harry B. in a cave!"THE JEEPERS CONVENE AROUND THE CAVE'S OPENINGDougW: "Wow! The great Harry Brosofsky!"travis: "Who's Harry Brosofsky?"Jbjeep: "He's mummified? Yuck!"Lon Stowell: "Like a creamsicle!"Joshie: "Oooh, you're making me hungry again."Jerry Bransford: "Now that's shit!"Joshie: "See, and it doesn't even look like that ice cream! Told ya!"(sighs) "The inventor of square wheels..."Group: "WHAT??"Joshie: "Yes, all CJs had square wheels."Group: "What kind of...? (interrupted)TJim: "Still sitting in his 97 TJ."L.W. "Bill" Hughes: "If he'd of had a REAL JEEP, this wouldn't have happened!" "Not only that, in kalifornia, we never had enough fossil energy to sell kumquats. Damn Texans.Jerry Bransford: "I knew those heim joints would never last!"JUST OUTSIDE THE CAVE, A WHIMPER IS HEARD. THE GROUP STARES AS A MANGY DINGO TROTS UP TO THE CRUSTY PILE. THE DOG SNIFFS AND CIRCLES AROUND THE LUMP. STOPPING, HE ARCHES HIS HAUNCHES AND RELEASES A LARGE STEAMING BROWN TORPEDO. AS IT COILS ON THE GROUND THE GROUP MURMURS.twaldron: "Well, Einstein, there's your proof."Joshie: "What? An ice cream vendor??"Jeff Strickland: "Oh, c'mon! What else do you need??"Earle Horton: "Let me take a look at this. We had a similar problem at Microsoft. Did you guys know I worked there? Billy G. and I solved it. Lesse....yep, same problem. Only we called it Windows 98. Hey! have you guys seen my 1099 yet???"Joshie: "Where's Nathan, show him!"tyler dirden: "He went to go play with Mike and his "Dingy".Group:...

Oct 17, 2003 28 Replies

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Nathan Otis 22 years ago

Damn. You been taken to school. I thought it was "it's" as well. n.

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Kimball 22 years ago

Everyone's a critic...

Kimball (ditto)

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Earle Horton 22 years ago

Another genius talent, wasted programming computers. I hope your boss knows the sacrifices that society has made, allowing you to work for him. This is beautiful.

Earle

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Eric 22 years ago

This is great stuff... LMAO!!

Eric

99 TJ SE

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twaldron 22 years ago

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TJim 22 years ago

What???

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TJim 22 years ago

Actually the use of the term "ditto" is wrong here... Oh... "Everyone's a critic..." Never mind....

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TJim 22 years ago

I think we've all finally crossed it...

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twaldron 22 years ago

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