Acronyms

Sep 30, 2005 17 Replies

Noticed a landy with "countryside council for Wales" or somesuch on the side, and it occurred to me that no-one questions such people driving around on the scenery.



so, what we need is a suitable-sounding organisation. Then I got to thinking of titles that provided suitable acronyms... of course, yer ideal acronym has to give the impression that the title of the organisation was chosen to get the acronym, not vice versa (mentioning no GLASSes.. :-)) so far, I've got:



Countryside Responsible Use Department



and bearing in mind that you seem to have to have a meaningless catchphrase now as well...



Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safely.


Anyone else?


Fast Action Response Team

:-)

Lee D

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Messing around with Coutryside stuff, linking it with National Trust...

Didn't work, 'speciiaaly if you think of an urban twist...

Wassamatter wi you anyway Austin, run out of jbex?

catchphrase

Politician In Ludicrous Legislation Of Course Kids Derek

lets sack a few politicians - we have more than enough who think they are there to tell us what to do- it should be the other way round doing what we tell them to

so Austin Shackles was, like...

OT, obviously, but NOTHING beats the ...

British Association of Plastic Surgeons.

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Not an acronym, but yo have to say this slowyi f full of ale!

The Federation Of Master Bakers!!!

The wifes business is bakery, makes me laugh every time i hear it!

Nige

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so Austin Shackles was, like...

Welsh Assembly Nature Conservancy - "Enabling Responsible Standards"*

Countryside Unit for Nature and Tourism Services

I did once work in a school which (very briefly) considered renaming itself South Hunsley Institute of Technology.

*OK, I know, but they got away with NORWICH in the war, didn't they?

In message , Richard Brookman writes

They fix your double glazing round here.

Proving that it's easier to send people with poor literacy skills, by virtue of inadequate education, to their almost certain death without them realising what they've signed up for...

My previous comment on this was totally wasted on you, wasn't it?

One letter change:

Promoting Responsible Access and Tourism Safety

Country Lane Improvement Trust Scheme

P.

Nice one. We tried to re-name Cardiff University Caving Club as Cardiff Limestone Investigation Team a few years ago, but the student union noticed the problem just in time... :o(

M

Richard Brookman came up with the following;:

Change it slightly so it's just a little less 'in yer face' ...

Countryside Nature Unit and Tourism Services ....

so Paul - xxx was, like...

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