Cold winter coming

Oct 19, 2005 6 Replies

And what is the urban survavilist to do in Blairs Britain, after the abnormal demand for gas ensures the power stations shut down, and we can no longer pump petrol and even get goods from the supermarket.



It is a terrible situation, one is simply not allowed to take a hunting rifle onto the streets and look for small game like cats and dogs, never mind strapping a pistol to ones belt to protect oneself from grizzly bears and chavs.



Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,



Woe woe and thrice woe. :)



Kebabbed apparently. Possibly with Chilly sauce, given the weather.

Steve

Icicle most places in the winter. Avoids the hail of abuse, if you get my drift...

In news:dj667o$vtg$ snipped-for-privacy@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk, Larry blithered:

Quick, circle the Landies.

well I would keep away from Baxenden then, anyone who puts potato in cheese and onion pies could regard you as a mobile keebab Derek

That'll be a very big circle....

Richard

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