The shops in Yeovil run a security system where details of known shoplifters and/os dodgy characters are sent via walky talkies to all shops.
Whilst shopping with my daughter (very expensive exercise) the following discription came over the system..
white female , 5' 6" to 5' 8", blond, short denim skirt, black boots, white top carrying a black handbag over her left sholder and ,oh yeah, only one arm!!!!!
All who heard it found it funny.
- Rory Manton
- Oh gods , why me?