Re: Bibendum's law

Bibendum's Law No.2: When a spanner is dropped under a vehicle, it will

> come to rest at the geometric centre and thus be unreachable from all sides.

I'll add to that - it also will have dropped into the dog poo or the thick gungy oil patch

AWEM

Reply to
Andrew Mawson
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Shame that you've both missed Austin's rather clever attribution to his law!

Reply to
Dougal

Bibendum's Law No. 3: If you are carrying something heavy or awkward and you need a door opening and have two bunches if keys in your pocket you will always get the wrong ones first!

Reply to
Bob Hobden

Furthermore, said keys will a. be in a pocket on the same side as the heavy/awkward object and b. underneath that heavily used snotrag you had intended disposing of.

Reply to
GbH

Are you so sure, anyway what's drinking got to do with it?

AWEM

Reply to
Andrew Mawson

On or around Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:39:56 +0100, "Andrew Mawson" enlightened us thusly:

yeah, those are someone else's laws.

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HTH

Reply to
Austin Shackles

And said door will open towards you, not away from you.

Gordon winding up for the Two Day Newnham Team RTV this w/e - come and support Southern's Grumpy Old Men!

Reply to
Gordon

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