Bibendum's Law No.2: When a spanner is dropped under a vehicle, it will
> come to rest at the geometric centre and thus be unreachable from all sides.
I'll add to that - it also will have dropped into the dog poo or the thick gungy oil patch
AWEM
Re: Bibendum's law
Jun 21, 2009
6 Replies
Shame that you've both missed Austin's rather clever attribution to his law!
Bibendum's Law No. 3: If you are carrying something heavy or awkward and you need a door opening and have two bunches if keys in your pocket you will always get the wrong ones first!
Furthermore, said keys will a. be in a pocket on the same side as the heavy/awkward object and b. underneath that heavily used snotrag you had intended disposing of.
Are you so sure, anyway what's drinking got to do with it?
AWEM
On or around Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:39:56 +0100, "Andrew Mawson" enlightened us thusly:
yeah, those are someone else's laws.
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HTH
And said door will open towards you, not away from you.
Gordon winding up for the Two Day Newnham Team RTV this w/e - come and support Southern's Grumpy Old Men!
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