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They're in the very small minority.

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There's an idea - we could harvest them and feed them to starving Notherners.

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Now that simply isn't true. We're all middle class Islingtonites now.

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Don't knock vegans, they produce smashing poetry...

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee That mordiously hath bitled out Its earted jurtles Into a rancid ????????????? Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts And living glupules frart and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't.

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Had he been to Lewisham?

Why not?

So why are you still there?

Perhaps not.

Sounds like lies, damned lies and statistics.

Why not? Don't you like white people?

OK, gotcha now.

There's no need. We have Mexico!

Nope. The companies employing them have higher labor costs, making the cost of their output higher.

That's theory. In practice, many earn less than the minimum wage.

You can laugh, thicko, but it's already been demonstrated. Tell us again how the numerical exchange rate is an indicator of a country's wealth. Now *that* was priceless.

Not just illegal immigrants. Legal immigrants too!

That's wishful thinking.

Alternative hint: at 24% (or whatever the APR is), servicing credit card debt (to individuals) is far more profitable than lending to major corporations at 50 basis points above bank rate.

See above.

Where can I get a zero percent loan? I'll take the maximum available and put it into a certificate of deposit.

Well, he managed to get UK growth projections completely wrong. Is "Sweaty" a nice term for a Scotsman?

Maybe the next man who walks in gets treated?

It's far from minimal...and growing.

Or increasing VAT/income tax/fuel excise duty.

You can outsource transport in the shipping industry quite easily. Internal transport is, of course, a different story, and less of a contributor to the services balance of payments.

But for how long?

Please do. Can you do the same for Lancashire?