Re: I'm thinking about buying a Ford Escort Convertable.

Thank-you for pointing out my mistake.

The version:

"Dogging is for sad gits, who can't get a bird"

i think u will find most doggers who are not total loonys such as yourself, can get plenty of "birds".............wouldnt be a great deal of point otherwise would there?

and on the subject of "birds" perhaps you dont meet that many..........after all a 23 stone black guy dressed in womens clothing, who spends most of his free time hanging about in gents toilets, surely cant meet that many?

is your utter failure at dogging the reason behind you cottaging nowadays perhaps?

many..........after

but think of the tips he'd get :)

Waking up with a beautiful woman by your side is the best thing in the world, you should try it.

many..........after

Keep taking your medication

When was the last time you did it, then?

The back seat of an Escrote doesn't count, by the way.

My bird mate. My live at diffent parts of the country, but thing do work out.

I love her :-)

I do every day.

You just dream...

Im very good looking, and can get women easy.

^^^^^^^^^^

Aren't those two words the wrong way round? ;-)

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I am a terapot....

Sir.Tony (asb snipped-for-privacy@blueyonder.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Nah, you're *far* too entertaining.

but a real bummer if she gets a puncture!

the fact that you appear to be deranged doesnt present any difficulties then?

perhaps anyone reading your various posts, might well feel you should take your own advice.............lol

you mean can get easy women? In my news reader, the underlining came out right, but corrected itself when replied.

Should read: "get women easily", anyway.

Allan Bennett Not a fan of the adverbially challenged

The message from Allan Bennett contains these words:

Not if he's trying to make them become "easy".