I helped a friend work for two hours trying to get his Audi started after a meeting. Turns out one of the fuses wasn't making the right contact. We changed batteries, tried to jump it, etc. Until I noticed the fuse in the engine compartment that wasn't turned like the others, we were going crazy tring to figure what was wrong and what to try next.
He sold it not too long after that and got a better car.
Only Innies Buy Audis.
Charles of Kankakee
Innies?
Not sure how to spell it. I thought the plural of innie was innies.
Charles of Kankakee
I think he means females.
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Right! Isn't the plural of Ninny Ninnies?
Four eyes! ;)
That's one of the neatest ones I've ever seen!
or Guys that are castrated either emotionally or physically by their girlfriends
Charles of Kankakee
You do know about this one, right? Go to Google, type in {french military victories} and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button...
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LMAO!
Perhaps that explains some things...
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-Man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:
Not unless you're gay...
If they only knew that I use my right hand to wipe my ass ...
Stupid bastards.
How does one wash one hand?
How do you feel about Taco Bell? :)
Bad steak fajita about 8 years ago, have not returned to Taco Bell.
You'd be screwed in the "Demolition Man" future...
Is this your car?
That's a Honda. He said Mitsubishi!
It was a joke.
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Feel free to use them. if you use micro$oft win. you can go start, run charmap, and see the different characters you can use.
Patrick ?Ô
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