Can't resist a quality banger. (Yep, been to the auctions again).
List of cliches now follows - all true in this case.
1988 'F' registered Audi 80 1.8S (automatic)
Main agent direct.
warranted 45,000 miles from new. (45,000 miles in 18 years = 2,500 miles a year = 100 miles a week).
One owner from new. Has to have been an old boy, see above.
Bodywork virtually unmarked throughout. Zero rust - it's galvanised.
Full year MOT.
Drivers seat bolster unmarked (worn bolster is the first sign of clocking on an 80). Interior has that 'never been sat in' look to it.
Original 1980s-tastic 14" wheel trims in unmarked condition.
Factory fit Blaupunkt.
So - a true timewarp machine.
Obviously, I'm not telling you lot how much we paid, but the same amount of money would have bought us any amount of shagged out L reg Mondeos and Astras.
Quite a dull car if truth be told, but we couldn't resist it.