No, I haven't lost the plot, it's posted on behalf of my brother:
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Some local scrotes wrote off his very nice 16v Calibra early this week - as he's only isured TPF&T he's recovered it to his mate's house and is breaking for spares.Briefly:
2lt 16v Ecotec. 98k miles. Leather interior. OZ alloys (I think 17 or 18", offside front might be OK, but can't be sure) Stainless exhaust from the cat back. Excellent pre-crash condition.
Email me if you need any bits and I'll give you his contact details.