If somebody swore at you in York on saturday night

Or if in Leeds, that was probably me.

I swore at some drunken bint in Southampton on saturday. Any drunken bints in here? :)

There was a couple with me - but not in Southhampton. All though, it was one of those nights where you wouldn't be surprised to wake up 500 miles from home...

If you were swore at in Leeds on Friday night, it was probably me.

I was only there on saturday night.

Same here. Leffe on tap is a very bad thing!

If you were the bouncer at Cardy rd Co-op on Saturday, I was the one swearing at you with the puke covered jeans.

Pfffff, you first years are crap, puking on yourself indeed.

If it was Perth on Friday night it was probably me. My martial arts club went to the pub and got messed up. The funniest bit was the kickboxing instructor watching a fight and saying in a really loud voice "WOW THOSE GUYS CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT."

Fraser

A true master does it in the taxi on the way home.

Fraser

Or in Warrington, in my house, it was probably me, and you were a burglar.

Nope, a true master does it during a drinking game, over the last remaining opponent, who you have just discovered cheated by pissing themselves where they sat, rather than lose by leaving to use the toilet, at a range of 7 feet.

Head to foot coverage.

LAMO

reminds me must return to the kung fu!

And if you're in my lecture this week I'll chuck you out if you swear at me! Or swear back. Depends what mood I'm in.

That's right, I'm a lecturer. In Leeds !

Oh, and at least the Co-op's improved a bit since they did it up. Well, at least the decor has even if the staff haven't.

David

Not actually at Leeds, thankfully ;).

Heh. Was away...