Reasons why Derv got a ford?

Nice. Although Dervy's never owned a Zetec engined Ford, IIRC.

That'll be "Zetec" - the engine that wasn't in his Ka :o)

But Ecotec sound's nothing like it.

those engines weigh as much as a ka..

And that has what to do with the price of tea in China?

Try Endura :) A little birdie says you only find Ecotec's in Poxhauls.

Try "Kent", in the books you'll find it on the page after "Triple expansion, steam"...

Kent? Isn't that some kind of personal insult in south african?

Thought it was a Boer compliment TBH ;)

No the engine is the Endura-E, based on the original Kent.

The point out the Kent bit is wrong but you don't mention the innacuracy of the "steam" jibe ? If you read it again, you may detect the aroma of sarcasm ;)

(I'm pretty "au fait" with Fords engine history)

I smelt the sarcasm at 40 paces, I was just being pedantic :)

No you weren't, you were being a pedant[1]...

Ach man, spreekt u Afrikaans?

Ik denk, "voetsaak" is beter........

DC

After? You sure?

Lekker!

Jou ma is so vet, nadat ek haar gespyker het moet ek drie keer omrol voordat ek afval van haar af.

He has a Honda

Only after doing a Doki

No. Doing a Doki means it's your fault and you do it to yourself. What happened to Kermy wasn't my fault.