Strange boy racer observation

How about Once Brewed in Northumberland!

And, on the south coast, "Beer" and it's neighbouring bit of coast, "Beer Head."

Have we come over all Bill Bryson ?

I lived for many years in Dibden Purlieu. (Pronounced exactly as it is spelt, with the natural French interpretation of the second word, unlike neighbouring Beaulieu which is thoroughly bastardised into English.) Saw it

I'll get me coat.

I thought car keys were the more traditional method?

:-))

It's not about time - like everything - it's about money!

The guys whom are prepared to spend all their money on their women, and hence have little left to spend on cars, end up with the stunners. Good looking women expect it.

The other guys just spend all their money on their cars and have to put up with second rate girls.

Simple.

NB - The guys with the nice cars are happier.

Well, some blokes spend their money sticking plastic all over their cars, but have real women.

Other pay with the plastic, for the plastic to be applied to their coat racks.

You've cracked it - it's just plastic they like.

You both seem to be quite shallow. Maybe the mingers have better personalities. ;)

Maybe the mngers have money - so can help pay for the flash car???

you are missing the point ugly girls need some loving too you know perhaps they are nice under all their outer garments :)

I have a really nice 3 Door Cosworth and no Girlfriend at all. And i'm quite happy with it like that too :-) Rich

Richard Brant waffled thus:

Can't really shag it though

Some guy who was in love with his Mini once tried to do that, and ended up in court on an indecency charge for his troubles.

I don't know the gruesome details, so you'll have to use your imagination. It must have happened at least ten years ago.

nice car, you may want to hide the plate though, for security ;)

dojj ( snipped-for-privacy@dojj1.fsnet.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Would that include every time you drive the friggin' thing?

Especially where speed cameras are involved.

DervMan ( snipped-for-privacy@ntlworld.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Which reminds me...

Stripy Transit hidden at side of bridge over A3, just inside M25, heading outwards.

Very small black cameras on black tripods, one per lane, facing front of oncoming cars. Cables running to Transit.

ANPR? Or speed?

(Clue: "ANPR" will be the preferred answer)

Either may get the international sign of greeting...?