OT: Happy Valentines Day

I knew taht!!!!!!!!! shup ;P I couldn't think straight. She was good :P

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch

BUT I sure do wish I could hear HER side of this story!

| > Girls like to get lucky too! | >

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| > Kate | >

| > | > I'll post pictures of the dinner table.. I spread rose pedals all over | > it | > | > w/ | > | > 4 candles & a centerpiece i made using 2 vases & hersheys kisses & | hugs | > & | > | > 3 | > | > roses. I think it looked pretty good. She was absolutely speechless. | The | > | > entire time she was saying this was so much more than she could ever | > have | > | > imagined. I went all out though & I'm glad she appreciated it as much | as | > | > she | > | > did. | > | >

| > | > Now, I must shower. | > | | > | Hey Kate, | > | | > | I *told* ya! | > | | > | -- | > | John | > | ThunderSnake #59 | > | | > | | >

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FOFLMAO!!! Ok kid... I'll put my red pen away, after all we all know that I am the QUEEN of typos!

| > Pedals are what you push on with your foot to make your car go. | >

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| > | > How DARE you doubt us?? | > | >

| > | > snipped-for-privacy@recorddeal.com wrote: | > | > > The night was fantastic. I need to go shower *hint* *hint*. | > | > >

| > | > > -Mike | > | > >

| > | > > -- | > | > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT | > | > > Cold air intake | > | > > FRPP 3.73 gears | > | > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter | > | > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) | > | > > Hi-speed fan switch | > | > > 255/60R-15 rear tires | > | > > Subframe connectors | > | > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant | > | > >

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| > | > >>Just wishing everybody & their loved ones a happy valentines day! | > *hands | > | > >

| > | > > out | > | > >

| > | > >>condoms* | > | > >>

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| > | > >>-- | > | > >>A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT | > | > >>Cold air intake | > | > >>FRPP 3.73 gears | > | > >>Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter | > | > >>Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) | > | > >>Hi-speed fan switch | > | > >>255/60R-15 rear tires | > | > >>Subframe connectors | > | > >>Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant | > | > >>

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| > | > -- | > | > Wound Up | > | > ThunderSnake #65 | > | >

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HER side of the story is I romanced her until she couldn't resist me any longer :P.

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch

Men will be men, and that's why everyone in this group exists. Learn it; accept it; worship it.

"The drink tasted kinda funny, and I passed out after three sips. Two hours later I woke up and Mike was washing off Mr. Wiggles in the bathroom."

nom more kids for me EVER...don't want any and don't need any.. condoms are a very good start and not only just for birth control... Happy Valentines Day everyone hope you guys stay out of the dog house and you women get the valentine's heart you want. whether it be chocolate or cards, stuffed animals, sex, whatever it is, i hope it makes you happy . Defiant

Ah, s***ma.

Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC

wrote in news:4HgQd.47246$ snipped-for-privacy@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com:

Back into the gutter, hey Joe?

(Knock, knock) "CJ, you home?"

Not for long. Got a couple projects to finish up.

That was actually John, after his slide back into the gutter. ; )

I dunno what causes that brain fart. My apologies.

CobraJet wrote in news:150220052007595928% snipped-for-privacy@streetracer.sfv:

Indeed. Lots of company there.

Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC

I'm still have to look up to see you. ;)

What else could it possibly be? Rhinocerous horn in the chicken? A gently vibrating seat cushion? CJ's version (disturbing, but funny)?

No no, you knocked her socks off literally and figuratively, like I dun tol ya too. Fine job, Mikey.

Alright, old fart doubters talking of this generation's immasculation, part of GETTING into a women's head is the (mostly symbolic) sumptuous meal. You're a bit out of touch, or in a different context, methinks. It's practically a skeleton key nowadays, when appropriately done. So what if my ass is in the kitchen for an hour or two? Big picture, fellas! Modus operandi must accommodate changing circumstance and convention. They remember that, too. Now, I can just make tacos and ... whoops, please don't finish that metaphor...

And if you give that special girl an evening like THAT, then just let things fall into place? Magic! And you'll get DRAGGED to the boudoir. Don't think it's not true. It's about romance, as Mike said. I know, some of you are burned out. I've been burned and betrayed, too, and really badly in fact. Part of growing up. The Time of Innocence is ridiculously short these days. I have not -known- pain as I've -seen- pain, I'll give you that.

So, throw some food in front of your date, and it's a totally pointless gesture, and out of the spirit. Do this type of thing, let her know how special you think she is, that's the difference. Pheromones fill the room, and you both feel the charge...

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I KNOW HOW TO COOK?

Oh yeah, my dad left when I was two, and my mom worked 60+ hours/week. So I guess it was another positive by-product of that. But I digress...

Sorry Mike, I rambled again =)

Thx ;).

LOL

I've felt some tremendous pain... surely more to come too. But I gotta roll w/ the punches!

LOOL ;D

Always a pleasure reading the rambling though, WU.

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch

"Michael Johnson, PE" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com:

I don't know, Michael. I always thought you were at least a couple yards above me. ;)

Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC

Maybe we can just agree to see "eye to eye" on this one. ;)

"Michael Johnson, PE" wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com:

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LOL! Agreed.

Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC