Today's project was to try to fix the toilet in the house... there was something "fluttering" in the fill valve making a hell of a racket in the pipes, and it doesn't sit square on the floor. So I went to the store this AM and got a new fill valve, some hardware, shims, wax ring, etc. Had to replace the stop valve too as it didn't shut off. Anyway Michele wanted a new toilet seat so I dragged her with me, because we all know that anything that smacks of decoration you might as well just get the female opinion up front so you don't have to return anything. She insisted on buying a pack of stainless steel wood screws to attach it to the hinges because "zinc plated steel rusts."
I'm not sure if I should be proud or amused. I'm sure JP would have been spraying Diet Dr. Pepper through his nose :) Yes, I modified my new toilet seat... (and it's quiet now too, just have to do the wax ring and caulk around the base)
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