Massive Raid At Toyota Dealership

I was at the parts counter this morning buying a couple of cases of filters when the glass doors flew open, uniformed and armed officers surrounded the parts and service department pointing automatic weapons at all, and told us not to move. Another officer (addressed by others as "Mark") obviously in charge, ordered us to lye on the floor and not to move or talk. They then began a methodical search of the premises looking for any quantity of 10w-30w oil. We were questioned and shown a picture of the alleged ringleader of this contraband cartel and asked if we had knowledge of this person. The name on the blotter was Ray O. I of course cooperated fully and acknowledged contact with the alleged ringleader. I was given a stern warning along with all others present and allowed to be on my way. I would sure hate to be this Ray O guy. Geeze!